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Thursday, November 23, 2006
Big Heart-Small Town
1.you don't know what you are doing...but someone else does
2.you can't buy a pack of smokes cause the store clerk knows how old you are without even askin
3.And when you do find somebody old enough to buy them for you...you got to drive down country back roads to smoke them
4.You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
5. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
6. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State
8. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
9. You still go home for Homecoming.
10. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
11. You had a senior skip day.
12. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
13. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
14. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt backroads.
15. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
16. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
17. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
18. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
19. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
20. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
21. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the local resturants.
22. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-mart.
23. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
24. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
25. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
26. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away including Wal-Mart.
27. The biggest news in the news papper is that a family invites someone over for dinner
29.you go to a store and see everyone in your family
30.You call a wrong number and the person you call gives you the right number
31.You are related to almost everyone in your town
32.For fun you go to the local grocery store.
2.you can't buy a pack of smokes cause the store clerk knows how old you are without even askin
3.And when you do find somebody old enough to buy them for you...you got to drive down country back roads to smoke them
4.You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
5. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
6. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State
8. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
9. You still go home for Homecoming.
10. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
11. You had a senior skip day.
12. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
13. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
14. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt backroads.
15. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
16. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
17. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
18. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
19. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
20. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
21. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the local resturants.
22. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-mart.
23. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
24. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
25. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
26. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away including Wal-Mart.
27. The biggest news in the news papper is that a family invites someone over for dinner
29.you go to a store and see everyone in your family
30.You call a wrong number and the person you call gives you the right number
31.You are related to almost everyone in your town
32.For fun you go to the local grocery store.
Labels: humor, personal, random thoughts
posted by Liberty, 3:50 PM
3 Comments:
So...when was the last time you didn't have to get ID'd when you bought smokes?
Lol, well the whole "drinking/smoking" thing never appealed to me, even in my rebelous years... but it is true, I've seen a lot of "peers" try to get their smokes... Lol... idiots!
I like your new template...very cool!
